Full of Win.
I start every project bike with high expectations. As the parts get duct taped and super-glued to the frame, everything is still bright, shiny, and bursting with potential. I can envision this new bicycle carrying me to glory and ever higher levels of esteem within the local racing community. Full of Win ™ . Then something strange happens. The first time I throw a leg over the top tube, a little bit of that Win ™ starts leaking out. Every mile I put on that frame allows just that little bit more of the Win ™ to find its way out of the bike. Eventually a bike that spends too much time under my heaving carcass is depleted of Win ™ , and is relegated to rainy and early/late season rides. This theory is my justification for owning so many bikes and constantly refreshing the fleet. Something about how I sit on a bike and turn the pedals causes the Win ™ to exit at a higher rate than with the comparable riders that are dropping me. I can only assume t...